Workers of the world, unite!
It's May Day, and I shall be out in force. I will assemble in the living room at 11am before marching up and down the stairs, through the dining room and ending with a rally in the kitchen at 11.04am. There will be speeches (by me) to a gathered crowd of kitchen units, appliances and cutlery, followed by the traditional singing of the Internationale (by me).
I may be stuck in this house on my own, but that's no reason not to mark the achievements of the workers' movement.
Just call me Red Fluffy.
It's May Day, and I shall be out in force. I will assemble in the living room at 11am before marching up and down the stairs, through the dining room and ending with a rally in the kitchen at 11.04am. There will be speeches (by me) to a gathered crowd of kitchen units, appliances and cutlery, followed by the traditional singing of the Internationale (by me).
I may be stuck in this house on my own, but that's no reason not to mark the achievements of the workers' movement.
Just call me Red Fluffy.