The news of the day as seen from the perspective of a pensionable domestic moggy called Fluffy.

Thursday, May 01, 2003

Workers of the world, unite!

It's May Day, and I shall be out in force. I will assemble in the living room at 11am before marching up and down the stairs, through the dining room and ending with a rally in the kitchen at 11.04am. There will be speeches (by me) to a gathered crowd of kitchen units, appliances and cutlery, followed by the traditional singing of the Internationale (by me).

I may be stuck in this house on my own, but that's no reason not to mark the achievements of the workers' movement.

Just call me Red Fluffy.