Fluffyworld

The news of the day as seen from the perspective of a pensionable domestic moggy called Fluffy.

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

FluffyCam

*** AT LAST - DON'T JUST READ THE WORLD ACCORDING TO FLUFFY! SEE THE WORLD ACCORDING TO FLUFFY! ***

That's right, folks. Using the latest [urrgh] video camera technology [humph], you can get a Fluffy-eye view of a [crikey] day in my life. See me [bleedin' hell] run up and down the stairs [who am I kidding?], eat my food, use the litter tray [not for the faint-hearted] and groom myself...

OH, FORGET IT! Look, it is just not possible for a skinny, elderly cat like me to drag myself around carrying a six-year old Sanyo video camera on my back! I know what's been said about the whole financial side of things and that's very attractive but I think the camera weighs more than me. It may cramp my style just a little.

And who wants to pay to see a "hot pussy - live" anyway? All I do is sleep all day, really.