The news of the day as seen from the perspective of a pensionable domestic moggy called Fluffy.

Monday, September 01, 2003

More celebrity money-making schemes...

I am definitely going to be signing up to HollywoodIsCalling.com. At last, my fans can get a personal call from me for the entirely reasonable fee of $19.95.

In the meantime, while my agent sorts out the paperwork, you can talk to Lou Ferrigno - star of TV's Incredible Hulk, Lorenzo Lamas from Falcon Crest, Todd Bridges from Diff'rent Strokes and many more stellar celebrities, too numerous, famous and desperate to list in this short space.

Hollywood Is Calling