The news of the day as seen from the perspective of a pensionable domestic moggy called Fluffy.

Friday, August 06, 2004

Blue creature

Nervous. Not only is there a red, long-trunked creature in the house. They've got another one. It's blue.

(a) Will it attack me?
(b) Am I on my way out in favour of these new pets that don't appear to poo or need food (although they can be very noisy).

This one is called 'Hoover'. It's a stupid name.