The F-Plan Diet: Eat Yourself Thin The Fluffy Way
People say to me, "Fluffy, how come you are so thin when all you do all day is sleep and eat." And I say to them, "Piss off with that moralising tone."
But I am exceptionally slim for a moggy of my years. I should be getting fat but instead I'm as springy and sprightly as a flea on speed. How do I do it? Well, my carefully-honed diet consists of (a) some crunchies; (b) demanding small morsels of food at regular whenever they go near a fridge and (c) lots of licky plates when they're done scoffing.
Actually, all that vocalising really takes it out of you. Your diaphragm is a pretty darn big muscle. Combine that with jumping on worktops to snaffle food...
People say to me, "Fluffy, how come you are so thin when all you do all day is sleep and eat." And I say to them, "Piss off with that moralising tone."
But I am exceptionally slim for a moggy of my years. I should be getting fat but instead I'm as springy and sprightly as a flea on speed. How do I do it? Well, my carefully-honed diet consists of (a) some crunchies; (b) demanding small morsels of food at regular whenever they go near a fridge and (c) lots of licky plates when they're done scoffing.
Actually, all that vocalising really takes it out of you. Your diaphragm is a pretty darn big muscle. Combine that with jumping on worktops to snaffle food...